Fake Britain

Remember when Britain was Great?

Before everything became so Fake?

Now it's fake this, fake that,

Fake interviews, fake chat,

Fake reporters, fake reviews,

Fake presenters, fake news,

Fake politicians, fake polls,

Even fake sausage rolls!

Fake celebrities, fake TV,

Fake impartiality on the BBC.

Fake companies, fake money,

Fake bees, fake honey?

Fake tweets, fake mods,

Fake accounts, fake bots,

Fake 7/7, fake 9/11,

Fake hell, fake heaven.

Fake food, fake drink,

Society on the brink. 

Fake weed, fake meth,

Fake life, Fake death,

Fake love, fake hate,

Fake sex, fake rape,

Fake nose, fake tits,

Fake ass, fake lips,

Fake religion, fake pope,

Fake Jesus Christ, fake hope.

Fake science, fake vaccine,

Maybe it's Maybellene.

Fake doctors, fake nurses,

Fake corpses in fake hearses.

Fake knowledge, fake humour,

Fake allegations, fake rumour.

Fake wars, fake terror,

Yet another "unforeseen error".

Fake brokers, fake bankers,

Fuck all those wankers.

Fake buildings, fake people,

Fake leaders, fake sheeple.

Fake Brexit, fake remain,

Fake outrage, fake blame,

Fake promises, fake lies,

Yet we fall for them every...fucking...time.

It's time to stop the fakeness.

And strive, once again, for greatness.