Tory Christmas

It's Christmas!

Are you hanging up your stocking on your wall?

It's a time when Boris Johnson has a ball

Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?

Does he turn up on a sleigh?

Do his minders lock him in a fridge today?

So here it is a Tory Christmas

And nobody's having fun

Look to the future now

This nightmare's just begun

Has your universal credit not arrived?

You're sure there's not a spare room inside?

Does your granny always tell ya

That the Labour times were best?

Then she's voting for the Tories like the rest.

So here it is a Tory Christmas

And nobody's having fun

Look to the future now

This nightmare's just begun

What the hell do you do when you see everybody's voting Tories aha

Are you hanging up your stocking on your wall?

Are you hoping that this government will fall?

Do you ride on down the hillside

In the Brexit hell you've made?

Or do you look at your head

and realise you've been played?

So here it is a Tory Christmas

And nobody's having fun

Look to the future now

This nightmare's just begun